My sandwich has been contaminated!

I realized something about myself today. I'm admitting it - I am a high-maintanence food orderer.
Tara, Jennifer and I went to lunch today at Jersey Mikes (sorry Jennifer but I'm still a Subway fan - more veggie choices). This was going to be easy - turkey and provolone on wheat bread. Oh and a cup of soup! Easy! First I order my soup - Chicken Tortilla please. As the worker in the back is serving it, I ask if there are beans in it. Yes - black and white. ICK! There are few beans I will eat and white are not one of them. That would ruin my perfectly wonderful soup and sandwich lunch. I would have to pick around them and throw them at people (okay so not that part). So I switched to potato soup after they had already served me my tortilla soup. Oops. Onto the sandwich - Lettuce, tomato and salt and pepper. When I said "a little pepper and salt" the server thought I said pickles and salt. Ick! But I saved that one from disaster and got that corrected. Does my meal come with a drink? It took 2 people to figure that out. Just give me a water.
So I sit down with my deliciousness. Jennifer's sandwich was made prior to mine, loaded with mayo and mustard (another ICK! - we'll save "things Julie doesn't like" for another post). The knife that cut my sandwich contaminated it with Jennifer's mayo goo left on the knife. EWW - Jennifer thankfully wiped it off for me.
Overall it was an enjoyable lunch! The food was good, the company was better. But I'm sure the workers were thinking "what a handful!".